A Bull Named Gin

I got a great big Bulldog
And I gotta rooster and a ram
Yes, I gotta mean, mean bulldog
I gotta big ol’ rooster and a hard headed ram
But them boys, ain't got nothin’
Like that pretty little girl of mine.

I have rode a horse named whiskey
And I’ve rode a bull named gin
Yes, I done rode that horse named whiskey
And I have drank a pool of gin
But them boys, don’t know nothin’
About the fix that girl's got me in.

I have seen the devil
And I've told the lord ‘bout my sins
Yes, I have surely seen that devil
And done told the lord ‘bout all my sins
But them boys, don’t know nothin’
Bout the state that girl's got me in.

No, I ain’t heard no preacher
But I have listened to the wind
No, I ain’t never heard no preacher
That could tell it like the wind
But them boys, can't do nothin’
Bout the spell that girl's got me in
Copyright © 2007. Ed Gnaedinger